A Man Quickly Regrets The Night He Spent With A Beautiful Girl

Have you ever encountered a situation where your purchase left you dissatisfied, prompting you to seek a refund or, at the very least, some form of compensation for the disappointment?

One young man found himself in such a predicament, and his experience is humorously recounted in a joke. After agreeing to spend the night with a woman for $500, he realized he was still dissatisfied and decided to take matters into his own hands.

Life doesn’t always unfold as expected, and attempting to remedy a situation can sometimes lead to unexpected surprises. The man in this joke learned this lesson all too well when he received a response to his letter.

 A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.

So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”

On the way to his office, he regretted it and decided it wasn’t worth the price. So, he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note:

“Dear Madam,

Enclosed, find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

It had never been occupied
That there was plenty of heat
That it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.

Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.”

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir, first of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady!

Please be so kind as to send a check for the full amount of $500, or I’ll be forced to contact your current landlady.